4 definitions by Octavio Hermendez

Knee Stopper

The act of pulling apart your butt-cheeks and putting them on a knee while you have violent diarreah. The knee will block of the diarreah and make it fly in every direction.

One time, when I was little, I was sitting on my my mom's lap and I accidentily gave her a Knee Stopper. Whoops.

by Octavio Hermendez October 13, 2006

Freebirding

Covering yourself with fecal matter and seamen, naked, and playing "Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard on an out-of-tune guitar.

Yeah, man I love freebirding.

by Octavio Hermendez December 7, 2006

Soft-Stabber

One who stabs a baby in it's soft-spot using his penis (Works best for a black dude dressed up in a clown suit). The you fuck the baby's body.

Man you should try being a soft-stabber. It feels sooo good when you fuck the baby's organs.

by Octavio Hermendez December 9, 2006

"Mama's Family" Boy

A person who watches PAX every night and masturbates to the popular 80s sitcom "Mama's Family".

Man, last night, when I was watching "Mama's Family", Naomi was getting me so hard. And then when Iola bended over I exploded everywhere. I'm a true "Mama's Family" Boy.

by Octavio Hermendez December 4, 2006