Definitions by Obiwannobie
Linton
He asked me where I got my Pomeranian so I explained that I didn’t empty the lint trap on my dryer for 2 years... now I have a linton.
Linton by Obiwannobie May 6, 2020
Chinese Backdoor
After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.
Chinese Backdoor by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020