Obiwannobie 's definitions

Linton

Dryer lint Pomeranian.

He asked me where I got my Pomeranian so I explained that I didn’t empty the lint trap on my dryer for 2 years... now I have a linton.

by Obiwannobie May 6, 2020

Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.

After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.

by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020