Definitions by Obey the Mustache

Grouchos 

Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.

"No, that chick doesn't have Grouchos, she has Shalits. Grouchos are painted-on, not hairy.

Grouchos by Obey the Mustache October 13, 2017