Definitions by Obella & Ellaron

Gurney Journey

When you take too many drugs and your jaw uncontrollably starts chattering or clenching.

Ella: ‘Graham, your jaw is out of control, you’re clenching your teeth and they’re chattering too!’
Graham: ‘Yeah, I’m on a Gurney Journey’

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To launch something across the room with little to no self control, shouting “vloomf”

Oh my gosh, Karen, I cannot believed I just vloomfed my drink everywhere

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