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Claire

A 50+, withered, grey haired monster, best advoided if you have any of the following

- Babies
- Puppies
- Kittens

as she will eat them on site. She is also well known for thinking that she is cool. When you tell her that she ,in fact, is not the human like mask she wears is shed like a snakes skin and the true beast emerges. Best kept away from at all costs, unless, of course, you happen to have a harpoon handy.
"That thing totally claired my puppy last night"
by OMC Front Desk February 10, 2008
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