Definitions by ODog N Cali M.C N T
keystoned cops
you know what i got pulled over last night by some keystoned cops and all they did was stand there tellin some wack jokes while gettin high
keystoned cops by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009
beautifully thick
beautifully thick is a beautiful fully thick woman with all the right curves and thickness which to me is true beauty
mm mm mm gail is so beautifully thick with some serious mad curves she is so my type of woman that id give or do anything to make her mine
beautifully thick by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
ass cheeks for blinders
that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders
joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over
ass cheeks for blinders by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
poop chutes and bladders
poop chutes and bladders is the adult version of the kids game chutes and ladders but in the adult version you take turns poopin and peein on yourself
my friend asked me if i wanted to play a round of poop chutes and bladders to which i declined as im not into poopin or peein on myself
poop chutes and bladders by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
thicker picker upper
did i tell you i was asked what kinda lady i liked i said a thick one of course as im a thicker picker upper
thicker picker upper by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
triple preparation h
triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it
omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time
triple preparation h by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009
skin flute
i was in san francisco the other day when i heard this guy ask another guy if he wanted to join his band he replied sure when first guy says all you gotta do is audition by blowin a few notes on my skin flute
skin flute by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009