Iron Jungle

When you have so much ass hair you it creates an impenetrable wall and if anyone tries to go through it, it shreds their dick to ribbons
Last night I was taking a shit and it got caught in my iron jungle.
by O0fg0d1 March 16, 2019
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Steel Wall

When you don’t wipe the iron jungle and it solidified blocking anything from entering.
My dad tried to rape me but the steel wall protected me
by O0fg0d1 December 27, 2019
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Crudsta

The elite of the crusties, no one is more crusty then a crudsta and he will attack whoever challenges his crustiness
We thought we were the crustiest people alive then the crudsta attacked
by O0fg0d1 June 06, 2019
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