"Dude, remember when bum fights came out?"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
by O.D.B.O.D'd January 26, 2017
The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.
Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.
Guy 2: That's just wrong man.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.
Guy 2: That's just wrong man.
by O.D.B.O.D'd September 04, 2013
The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.
Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.
Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.
Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.
by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019