gumballing

When a girl pushed your dickhead into her cheek while blowing you then takes her hand and pats and rubs it. Making eye contact is a bonus skill she can have.
When Jan looked me In the eye gumballing my cock I about blew my load.
by O.D.B.O.D'd December 24, 2016
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Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.
Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.
by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019
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fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.
Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.
by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016
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