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industrial disease

1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.

2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.
Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.
by Nunuv Yabizness November 16, 2010
mugGet the industrial diseasemug.

fruitopia

A travesty or perversion of utopia (fruit(def. 4) + utopia). An ideal society corrupted to the point of mocking self-parody. Not necessarily a dystopia, but far removed from paradise.
John Galt's dream of corporations free of government oversight is just an excuse for a parasitic-capitalism fruitopia.
by Nunuv Yabizness December 15, 2012
mugGet the fruitopiamug.

Kwok's quease

(noun) Another term for Chinese restaurant syndrome. Named for Robert Ho Man Kwok who wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine describing his ailment after eating Chinese food.

Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.
Man, I gotta cut back on the Chinese noodles and fried rice. I've got Kwok's quease big time.
by Nunuv Yabizness August 22, 2012
mugGet the Kwok's queasemug.

Apocalypse Cow

A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011
mugGet the Apocalypse Cowmug.

pam cake

Also: pamcake, pam-cake, Pam Cake.

(verb) To trample, stampede, or run over a female cheerleader.

(noun) A cheerleader who is suddenly trampled, especially if stampeded by the football team.

Term comes from Season 3 Episode 4 of 1000 Ways to Die.
(verb) That cheerleader pyramid didn't see the errant pass headed their way, so they got pamcaked by the wide receiver and both safeties.

(noun) Suzy was trampled by the whole team when she did a split in front of the banner, so now we call her Pam Cake.
by Nunuv Yabizness October 2, 2011
mugGet the pam cakemug.

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