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Marsbound

A marsbound is a human being fully stuck on the terrestrial planet of Mars without a way of escaping.

The person must be truly stuck without a way out or any way to create a way out. No ships, no equipment, nothing to let him or her or them leave the planet.
Damn, that marsbound is so dumb, he came to Mars without planning a way out! How retarded!
by NotBaltic April 14, 2022
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najdork

A najdork is a beginner learning stuff too hard for their current level.

(This term is most useful in chess, because of its name origins, although it is entirely possible to use it outside it, as long as you are understood.)

To paraphrase, a najdork is a beginner, or intermediate player who is actively learning advanced complicated techniques, meant for advanced and masters, which completely unnecessary and useless at their level, when there exists easier knowledge elsewhere.

A najdork is derived from a combination between the famously difficult variation to understand from the Sicilian Defense, the "Najdorf", and the word "dork".

Please do not use this word to insult or berate others. Usage of this word is only meant to point out people such as these, and encourage them to pick an easier and better path for them.
Vincent: "I play the Ruy Lopez, because Magnus Carlsen does!"
Max: "Bro, you don't even know what zwischenzug means, who are you to learn such a complicated opening?"
Vincent: "Yeah, but..."
Max: "Please, don't be a najdork. Learn the Scotch."
by NotBaltic February 9, 2023
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lukko

A lukko is a transgender man or woman or person whose cause of death is from an electrical refrigerator.

It doesn't matter if the transgender person had already transitioned, is on their transition, or in the closet. If they identify as a transgender person, then they qualify for the definition of a lukko.
The type of fridge, the size of the fridge, the brand of the fridge, the temperature of the fridge... doesn't matter. Same for the cause of death.
May we mourn for our lukko, Violet Tzui. She died at the age of 31 when a fridge suddenly fell over her trying to clean it, crushing her to death. She was only halfway into her transition.
by NotBaltic April 15, 2022
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