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couch tomato

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.
by Not your uncle April 9, 2019
mugGet the couch tomatomug.

1492

Stupid little shit: what happened in 1492?
Remotely smart person: Are you in school?
by Not your uncle April 9, 2019
mugGet the 1492mug.

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