Definitions by Not your uncle

couch tomato 

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

couch tomato by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

1492 

....Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Stupid little shit: what happened in 1492?
Remotely smart person: Are you in school?

1492 by Not your uncle April 9, 2019