Not of Alpaugh's definitions

Alpolian

These are individuals from very small towns. These people tend to breed with each other. There must be something in the water because many of them don't leave the town to have relationships and children. This makes the whole town related. Everyone is having sex with everyone like it's a group hug.

Hey look, there's Alpolian Joe over there kissing his sister cousin.

by Not of Alpaugh August 16, 2011