2 definitions by Not an Arminian Koi Carp

1) Not to be confused with Armenian. Actually two totally different things.

2) Arminian is no nationality – it's a way of life.
3) There is only one certified Arminian individual known to humanity – for now.
4) To be become an Arminian you have to be a Arminian Koi Carp
i) "That guy just drank an entire bottle of turfy, smoked 300 cigs and still won't quit talking about Revolut", "Such a Arminian thing to do!"
ii) "Revo…" "Shut up you Arminian!"
by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018
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1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.
i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"
by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018
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