Not Sam Allardyce's definitions

Veqta

A steaming pile of piss, shit and bile. A celebration of incompetence and failure.

Can't believe you work for that company. They're a right old veqta.

by Not Sam Allardyce August 26, 2017

Paalkari

Tamil for milk-maid. Used to describe a slamming hottie that has great big breasts.

Yesterday I bedded this paalkari, they were so big I think she might've broken my nose whilst she was bouncing up and down

by Not Sam Allardyce November 25, 2010