Shplacked

The act by way of which a person is duped or finagled or shenaniganed out of their shiznit or given some severely cut or counterfeit substitute in its place

Phil said you got to be leery of these m************ out here you turn around for half a second and you end up shplacked

by Not Phillip February 28, 2021

persnockety

Like persnickety, but you are hammered drunk.

He was drinking and got quite persnockety as the night wore on.

by Not Phillip April 27, 2021