Definitions by Not Matt mort
Matt mort
The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Matt mort by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Mort
Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.
Mort by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025