Definitions by Not Jordan Jones

Alabama White Elephant 

When you’re at a family reunion and an unknown relative starts fucking you in the ass

Back in 2008, uncle Dale got me for the family’s annual Alabama White Elephant.
I still can’t walk right after last years Alabama White Elephant.

Alabama White Elephant by Not Jordan Jones January 17, 2019

demitruk 

Last name of a bitch ass skank that is married to Liam Hammond

She is such a Demitruk.

demitruk by Not Jordan Jones April 3, 2015

demitruk 

Last name of a bitch ass skank that is married to Liam Hammond

She is such a Demitruk.

demitruk by Not Jordan Jones April 3, 2015