Definitions by Not Joe

chewmer 

A bump on the inside of your lip you get from chewing tobacco

Joe: Man I’ve been chewing too much and now it feels like I have a tumor on my lip.

Jonny: Nah bro it’s just a chewmer!

chewmer by Not Joe January 29, 2018

honey glazed duck 

When you see females taking a selfie with duck faces and spray jizz on them from behind effectively glazing them

Tara: what's a honey glazed duck?
Jake: you are Tara... You are.

honey glazed duck by Not Joe April 8, 2016