(v): Something even homosexuals will bitch slap a dude for doing. The ultimate in self emasculation.
Suburban Dad 1: Hey Jim! what did you get arrested for last night?
Suburban Dad 2: Oh nothing Tom, just kicked the shit outta my boy- Caught teying to Jazzercise in his room!
Suburban Dad1: Wow Jim, hope you gave it to him good, here, have a Coors.