Definitions by Not Bob at all

spanking the monkey 

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

spanking the monkey by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

shaking the yoghurt 

Pleasuring oneself

Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!

shaking the yoghurt by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

shaking the yoghurt 

Self stimulation to the point of ejaculation or elation.

I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.

shaking the yoghurt by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018