shaking the yoghurt

Pleasuring oneself
Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
mugGet the shaking the yoghurtmug.

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
mugGet the spanking the monkeymug.

shaking the yoghurt

I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
mugGet the shaking the yoghurtmug.