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Definitions by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey

Italian men 

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest. Losers who are liked only by blind and mentally challenged creatures even lower on the evolutionary ladder.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?

Italian men 

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?