Definitions by Not A Crocodile

Pauline Hanson 

Not a real person, actually a an urban legend invented by Australians to frighten tourists.

Oh, you're going to Australia? Take your Pauline Hanson spray, and watch out for drop bears.

My mate Azza went to QLD once, we never saw him again. Pauline Hanson musta got him. RIP Azza

Pauline Hanson by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025

Pauline 

A Pauline is a person with the loudest voice that you least want to hear. Says she's not racist; is the most racist person you know. Voted girl in your class most likely to go to prison.

Pauline: I am not a racist, I just think immigrants are stealing our jobs
Everyone: stfu Pauline

Pauline by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025

Pauline Hanson's One Nation 

A minor Australian political party primarily catering to xenophobes. A source of ongoing embarrassment to the rest of the Australian population, who spend election season quietly praying for the party's prominent members to be dragged underwater by a saltwater crocodile.

I was gonna ask Kevin to be my FWB and somftycimm, but then I heard he's voting for Pauline Hanson's One nation.

I could never suck the nuts of a one nation voter, fr

Pauline Hanson's One Nation by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025

Gunting 

Verb. - from the word Gunt - to cum.

Oh sweet jesus, oh sweet jesus, I'm gunting!

Gunting by Not A Crocodile March 4, 2019