Not 'the' Willie Nelson's definitions

Rule DD

Given any argument, fight, bitching, or man pms can be instantly fixed by a woman fondling herself in front of her significant other

Esp if the woman is well endowed

Man: I'm really pissed that you don't pay enough attention to me

Woman: /Fondles herself/ Breasts!

Man: I love you. Wait a minute!

Woman: Rule DD love, rule DD

by Not 'the' Willie Nelson May 20, 2010