1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.
2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.
3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.
3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.
Suck my Jamie Dimon.
Suck my Jamie Dimon.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012
Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012
by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 29, 2013