Nosefuckers Incorporated's definitions
1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012
Get the number one fuckiemug. The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).
In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012
Get the pubic staremug. Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012
Get the oblong schlongmug.