oblong schlong

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

slop fuckie

When you are eating chop-suey and fucking an Asian girl at the same time.

I was hungry at the Asian massage parlor, so I went to the chop-suey joint. I got that shit to-go, and went back to the parlor for some slop fuckie! killed both birds my friend.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012

nosejob

(AKA "rhinonasty"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.

"This chick I was bangin' the other night had wicked hot flared gaping nostrils, running with snot. So she gave me a nosejob!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012