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Carpetburn
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When one sneezes and farts at the same
exact
moment, causing a
dragging
burning sensation
of the asshole.
The Carpetburn caused
Sally
to
scream
and drop to her
knees
.
by
Nortch Wiggler
June 12, 2022
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