Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Nordine

puking elephant

When a male is pooping and bends down with his head between his legs to witness the action.

I feel so light after that puking elephant, I could tap dance.

That puking elephant ate far too much roughage.

The act of inserting a penis in any orifice using fried chicken grease as lubrication.

Do want that Kentucky Slide Dick-in for here or to go?

When a well-endowed person slaps that penis on another person's ass so much that it severely bruises.

I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass.

When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*

"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."