Definitions by Noobraham Lincoln
Double boxing
This refers to when you are eating Kraft cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese (Scooby-Doo, Sponge Bob, etc.) and have to cook two boxes instead of one because the serving size is smaller.
Everyone knows that the cartoon shaped Mac and Cheese is the best; I've been double boxing every day this week.
Double boxing by Noobraham Lincoln January 4, 2010
Birthday Dump
A poop that requires no toilet paper afterwards due to the fact that it left nothing behind on your behind.
Dude, I was just taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Luckily it was a birthday dump, or I would have been in big trouble.
Birthday Dump by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008
Noobraham Lincoln
What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.
A: Hey, check out my beard man!
B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?
A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.
B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.
B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?
A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.
B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.
Noobraham Lincoln by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008