Infinity

Infinity is endless. Not only meaning you won't make it to the end, but also that it's the amount of balls that can fit in ya jaws. And it's the only number that doesn't even exist.
Person 1: How many things do you have to do?
Person 2: Infinity.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Infinity, i have to do an endless amount of things.
Person 1: Human brains already do infinite things by breathing, even when you dream.
Person 2: Ok so?
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China

The country that has created every single atom.
Everything is made from China.
China: We made everything
Americans: You aren't god y'now
China: Are you sure about that?

..... Are americans really SURE?
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India

The country that is insanely dense, and itโ€™s so flooded with scams, fuck. I hope they realize they shouldnโ€™t scam people.
Indian: English Indian accent noises
Person: Okay that sounds a little weird
Indian: I give you free robux just give me your ip adress
Person: no
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2022

The year that you all thought would be better but got worse. There was a war outbreak between russia and ukraine, but russia might win because of it's large military and big landmass.

So is war a better thing than covid, no... War is racism and extinction combined, basically. Talking about covid now. Covid is still around, even as it's devolved it's severity it's still terrible to have the virus.
Kid: 2022 is awesome!
Depressed teen: No.
Kid: EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EM
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muggy maggy oogie

Why did you have the boredom to look at this definition if it's so retarded? Or were you just looking for a word that would look the thing that tells you to buy a fucking mug look weird?
Guy 1: muggy maggy oogie
Guy 2: Please get the fuck away
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Summarize

Summarizing is to take a sentence and shorten it, but remember to shorten only to the important details so the reader can still understand it. Also the word that your teacher is probably teaching you.
Teacher: You summarize by shortening the sentence and putting the important details.
Kid: Oh speedrun
Teacher: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Kid: *ASCENDS TO GOD*
Teacher: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
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