1 definition by Non-Bitch
Utopia in Four Steps
Chapter 1: Don’t be a Bitch
If you’re reading this, you’re a bitch. But you can change. Trust the process.
Chapter 2: Life as a Non-Bitch
Not being a bitch includes:
- Clapping cheeks
- Obtaining a bag
Yep. That’s it.
Chapter 3: Spreading the Message
After spreading cheeks in chapter 2, it’s time to spread the message. Look for any bitch you can find, and de-bitch them.
Chapter 4: A Bitchless Society
Now that we are bitchless with bitches, we can live in a utopia.
Chapter 1: Don’t be a Bitch
If you’re reading this, you’re a bitch. But you can change. Trust the process.
Chapter 2: Life as a Non-Bitch
Not being a bitch includes:
- Clapping cheeks
- Obtaining a bag
Yep. That’s it.
Chapter 3: Spreading the Message
After spreading cheeks in chapter 2, it’s time to spread the message. Look for any bitch you can find, and de-bitch them.
Chapter 4: A Bitchless Society
Now that we are bitchless with bitches, we can live in a utopia.
by Non-Bitch July 21, 2022