2 definitions by Non urban

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.
by Non urban July 11, 2009
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Used as a substitute for "suicide", due to the fact that Greenland has the highest suicide rate in the world.
I heard Epstein went to Greenland, but everybody knows he didn't.
by Non urban April 26, 2020
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