Definitions by Non Urban

Greenland

Used as a substitute for "suicide", due to the fact that Greenland has the highest suicide rate in the world.

I heard Epstein went to Greenland, but everybody knows he didn't.

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.