Definitions by Non Urban

Greenland 

Used as a substitute for "suicide", due to the fact that Greenland has the highest suicide rate in the world.

I heard Epstein went to Greenland, but everybody knows he didn't.

Greenland by Non urban April 26, 2020

Rusty Humphries 

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

Rusty Humphries by Non Urban July 11, 2009