Definitions by Nola Seminole
slavic timebomb
The term used to refer to a genetic condition affecting women of slavic genealogy that although attractive in their youth cannot help becoming ugly and fat when they age.
Dude, I want to marry that Russian chick, shes so hot.
No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.
No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.
slavic timebomb by Nola Seminole March 23, 2010