teacher's coffee test

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021
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fizz fart

A guy who consumes a lot of fizzy drinks and fast food and then lets out the gas the wrong way.
Jack is a real fizz fart. Guzzles all those fizzy drinks and then lets out the steam and stench!
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 11, 2021
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P.I.P.I.

Meaning- acronym for Prized Idiot from a Prestigious Institute.
Prof Uppercrest is a typical P.I.P.I.! He is full of highfalutin concepts, but lacks touch with the real world.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 05, 2022
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Tinea catipis

Meaning- Tinea capitis ( fungus infection of the scalp) due to fungal germs contracted from a cat.
Background - As an aide memoire and a funny play of words to bring attention to tinea capitis from fungal organisms contracted from a cat
Senior Doctor to medical student- Hey ! The child has tinea capitis. Have you asked history of cat exposure? Remember tinea catipis!
by Nodcrafty charlatan March 03, 2023
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Appulation explosion

The situation where too many apps are downloaded on a cell phone. (Derivation- Based on population explosion. )
Oh gosh ! Now where has that app gone ? My phone has too many apps .
My phone suufers from appulation explosion !
by Nodcrafty charlatan July 27, 2021
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