Urban Dictionary: Definitions by NoahNeverKnocks

Asshat

A very rude person
Pronounced (ass-hat)
Also can be written my preferred way, arsehat.

Isn’t Jack so rude?
Yeah, he’s such an asshat!

A state in the US, pronounced mis-er-y.
FULL OF EVERY DRUG EVER

Wanna go to Missouri?
Yea I’m low on coke

The urge your siblings have to hit you with a chair

I have a chairshibhit.

Slapping someone with your hand limp.

She bitchslapped me and left!