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Asshat
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A very rude person
Pronounced (
ass
-
hat
)
Also can be written my preferred
way
, arsehat.
Isn’t Jack so
rude
?
Yeah
, he’
s
such an asshat!
Asshat
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NoahNeverKnocks
February 21, 2022
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Missouri
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A
state
in the US, pronounced mis-er-y.
FULL OF EVERY
DRUG
EVER
Wanna go to Missouri?
Yea I’
m
low
on
coke
Missouri
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NoahNeverKnocks
February 21, 2022
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chairshibhit
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The
urge
your
siblings
have to
hit you with a chair
I have a chairshibhit.
chairshibhit
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June 21, 2021
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Bitchslap
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Slapping
someone
with your hand
limp
.
She bitchslapped
me and
left
!
Bitchslap
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NoahNeverKnocks
April 6, 2021
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