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Milk Dud Titty Syndrome otherwise known as MDTS, is
a syndrome characterized by a post-weight loss woman with relatively floppy breasts which resemble Milk Duds.
The brown color stems from the womans attempt to disguise her wrinkles and appear sexier through tanning.
Damn, that girl layin' out over there ain't helping her MDTS one bit.
by No-ner February 1, 2010
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