3 definitions by No-Merit Badge

Schoolgirl Hooker

A young lady who should be in class but is turning tricks instead

You're walking down the street when you're buddy says "Whoa, check out that schoolgirl hooker! let's go get a piece of tail!"

by No-Merit Badge May 31, 2008

Girlscout Nookie

Sex with a woman of the legal age of consent dressed in a Girlscout Uniform

Dude: My GF got a girlscout uniform and we're gonna get it on!!
Friend: Right on dude! (High Five) You're gonna get some Girlscout Nookie!!

by No-Merit Badge May 31, 2008

Girlscout Cookie

A tasty snack treat made from real Girlscouts.

Young Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: Would you like to buy a girlscout cookie?
passerby: Are they made with real Girlscouts?
Toung Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: (puzzled expression) No...?
Passerby: Then I don't want any. By the way, is your Mom training you to be a prostitute?

by No-Merit Badge May 31, 2008