Usanians

People from or living in the USA. Characterized by silly smile, fat bodies, and neverending self-confidence. They hate Europe in most cases, and pray to Obama for salvation from the evil Second and Third World. The only country in the Middle East they know about is Iraq (and lately Iran). Good people, but ... there can be better.
A: Hey, friend, I was in California last week and I only could see Usanians, they were everywhere!
B: Normal, friend, California is in the USA, after all.
A: But they seemed to hate me when I said I was European.
B: Absolutely normal, friend, they usually think America is the best and nothing can beat it.
A: Someday these Usanians will quit leading the world, won't they?
by Nitrobulgarine April 01, 2011
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