Nonce

Jake's grandad is a nonce
by Nimesh June 12, 2017
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lauda

it's your dick..
by Nimesh November 23, 2003
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Rusty Trombone

The act of licking an anus whilst giving a hand job at the same time.
George gladly accepted jakes offer for a rusty trombone.
by Nimesh June 12, 2017
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