Definitions by Niks Bro

SFBS

An acronym of "Such fucking bullshit"

They cancelled the order and took days to refund your money? That's SFBS. Call your bank, bro.

You promised me booty tonight and now you have a headache? SFBS...

SFBS by Niks Bro April 23, 2018

faking the snake 

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

"I think he's faking the snake. The stolen snake is the only thing that seems to make his story credible, the rest sounds like bullshit."

faking the snake by Niks Bro November 1, 2017

SOMCAR 

Sit on my Cock and Rotate.

"Dude, I asked her if she knew what SOMCAR was as she was riding me, she said no so I grabbed her sides and started spinnin her around and around. Now she wants to SOMCAR every night!"

SOMCAR by Niks Bro July 2, 2014