3 definitions by Nikolai Zherkezhi

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The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.
I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath
by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 12, 2007
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A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.
MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 22, 2007
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