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Humperdink 

(n): a beloved, probably apocryphal, female who, according to legend, has taken a vow to relieve Chess Club members of their unwanted virginity.

“Marvin is getting dangerously backed up. Gotta get the dude a date with the Humperdink, STAT.”

Humperdink by Nihilator February 7, 2019