Niggah Dave's definitions

southern comfort

A cheap, gross as shit caramel flavored whiskey.

Dave: "I was drinking all night and didn't get sick until I had a sip of that Southern Comfort. Man, that shit is nasty."

by Niggah Dave October 27, 2007

lick the turtle

To cum in someone's asshole right before they shit and then, when they start to take the shit, you lick the cum off of the end of the turd.

Geoff: Dude, my bitch asked me to lick the turtle when we were doing it, so I stomped her tits in the dirt.

by Niggah Dave October 29, 2007