Definitions by Niggah Dave
lick the turtle
To cum in someone's asshole right before they shit and then, when they start to take the shit, you lick the cum off of the end of the turd.
Geoff: Dude, my bitch asked me to lick the turtle when we were doing it, so I stomped her tits in the dirt.
lick the turtle by Niggah Dave October 29, 2007
southern comfort
Dave: "I was drinking all night and didn't get sick until I had a sip of that Southern Comfort. Man, that shit is nasty."
southern comfort by Niggah Dave October 27, 2007