Me

Hi im 35 im going thru a mid life crisis my dick is 3.2 inches im just now single wife karen left and took the kids so ladies hmu

Me: Wanks to furry porn

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Ur mom gay lol

When u wanna win a fight say this but if they say no u after just commit deathpacito

Dickhead: Hey u are have small penis
Me: Yeah well ur mom gay lol
Dickhead: Fuck *runs away*

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Nigga Stole My Beans

Basically u use this when some black dude comes up to u and steals ur beans

Me: *Eats Beans*
Nigga: *Steals My Beans*
Me: Nigga Stole My Beans

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Puta

This means Whore or Prostitute in spanish and all those other amigos languages its what u would normaly call someone named Karen

Me: Ehhh Puta How u doin gringo
Karen: no pablo espaniol

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019