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Iggy Ironic is a chronic illness that enters the body through the blood stream and slowly makes its way to every internal organ, turning them emo and effectively killing you. But that's not the worst part of this illness. Before you die, Iggy Ironic will turn you into a whiney, pointless, cocky asshole.. And then you'll die.

Symptoms of this illness are:
Sudden, uncontrollable urges to;
Get on myspace,
Take pictures,
Endlessly photoshop said pictures,
Look up emo hairstyles on the internet,
Suck Brandon Brackett's dick,
Join retarded groups on myspace,
Hang out at the mall with other emos,
Smoke weed,
And suck Brandon Brackett's dick

If you have experienced ANY of these symptoms, get help IMMEDIATELY. Iggy Ironic is a very serious illness that is not to be taken lightly, and if left untreated it can become deadly.
Person 1: "I was walking in the mall one day, and I had an Iggy Ironic attack. The next thing I knew, I was waking up on the floor of Hot Topic, a camera laying next to me, with a mouth full of Brandon Brackett's cum."

Person 2: "I had Iggy Ironic for about 3 years, and then I had my first child. After I had her, the doctors told me, 'Your baby has Iggy Ironic'. And of course I was terrified and felt horribly responsible. She is only one year old and already has an addiction to myspace."
by NiggaCelebratinnn June 11, 2009

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