shrits

It's like having the shits but your turds look like they wents through a shredder
Sorry about your toilet, but I had the shrits.
by Nigga Jew March 27, 2007
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penis

The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".
I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree
by Nigga Jew January 31, 2007
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