Definitions by Nigga Jew

shrits 

It's like having the shits but your turds look like they wents through a shredder

Sorry about your toilet, but I had the shrits.

shrits by Nigga Jew April 1, 2007

penis 

The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".

I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree

penis by Nigga Jew February 2, 2007