Definitions by Nigerian Scammer

Professor Nace 

A college professor who is an infamously cool bastard. Notorious for making rhetoric great again. The rare species is only known to be found on the hill.

“Yo, did you see professor Nace in class?”
“Yea man, he’s such a mad bastard!”

Professor Nace by Nigerian Scammer April 17, 2024

Schrödingers Girlfriend 

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

Schrödingers Girlfriend by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023