Definitions by Nigel B. Wellington III

distracturbation

the act of prolonging the ejaculatory urge by self-inflicted reverse psychology; used in preparatory measures to last longer in bed

Tim, she expects you to be active in distracturbation...it's porn star season.

Is dad there?
No, he's using mom for distracturbation.

Hey tim, distracturbation is cooler when we do it to each other.

distracturbation by Nigel B. Wellington III May 10, 2011