Definitions by Nicky G

lardster 

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

lardster by Nicky G June 22, 2005

rusty bullet hole 

the sphincter or anus

I did her up the "Rusty Bullet Hole"

rusty bullet hole by Nicky G September 9, 2003

hamster rating system 

A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.

Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters

hamster rating system by Nicky G May 4, 2003