3 definitions by Nicky G

hamster rating system

A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.

Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters

by Nicky G May 5, 2003

lardster

Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.

I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.

by Nicky G June 9, 2005

rusty bullet hole

the sphincter or anus

I did her up the "Rusty Bullet Hole"

by Nicky G September 9, 2003