Definitions by Nick Wade McClellan

NOSSEL

To nudge, poke, prod; to cause friction.

Jessica's organs nossel her bladder, therefore she has over-active bladder syndrome.

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The device that takes blood pressure, which is then rapped around ones neck.

While snooping around his grandmothers bedroom looking for winter mittens and scarves, little Johny comes warps his neck with a Kavorkian Scarf.

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