Definitions by Nick V.

The Peterson Paradox

When you love something so much you would die for it, but you never chase pursue it. Why? Simple. Coaches don't play.

Chad: Brad, look, its that really tall girl you fell onto that one time, go spit some game!

Brad: Nah, coaches don't play. Anybody have a cigarette?

Chad: Damn, the Peterson Paradox strikes again.

The Peterson Paradox by Nick V. May 13, 2026

Gnartard

A total ski bum who thinks they are hot shit but can barely handle an easy blue. They have “shredded gnar for years homie” but is literally on the ground every time you see them.

“Dude my friend Jesse skis only greens, what a fucking gnartard”

Gnartard by Nick V. January 11, 2026

Errorists 

A recently formed graffiti crew that tags all over Durham Region, Ontario, Canada. They work solely with political messages, and is made up of the artists Logic 39 and Tyrant.

"Yo, di you see that new peice by the errorists, that shit is deep."

Errorists by Nick V. May 18, 2006